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Friday, September 9, 2011

Zombie Apocalypse Time 4

Zat 4
You follow your new friend/rescuer/possible future romantic partner (but maybe not because theres something about her that tells you she swings the other way which I guess is great if the reader swings that way herself,excuse me, back to the story)

It turns out that she is supposedly part of a band of survivors. I say supposedly because you havent actually seen them yet.

Supposedly they've set up camp inside of a mall. The nearest mall is about a mile away on 11th and L. But this is a completely different kind of mall. Its an open mall so don't think you know where this is going.

So you two take to the streets. Its surprisingly deserted.

After you guys have been walking and talking for about ten minutes you realize something. You still don't know her name. So you wonder if you should ask, or maybe continue in that awkward way of addressing someone with whom you've been talking for the last hour about everything in the entire multiverse but for some reason feel too embarrased to suddenly stop the conversation and ask their name, so you call them"hey uuhm...", or do you give her a nick name, or do you do the more forward thing and just ask her name?



So you ask"hey uuhm...do you think you might have an extra weapon?"

She replies"I do not know if you can handle the weapons I have. I don't want you to accidentally kill yourself." She glances at you for a second. Uhn hun, definitely not interested in you in that way.

Maybe you feel a little offended by that statement. I mean you have clocked several weeks on cod right. I'm not the only one am I? Or maybe you have not.

So you say something like"What, I'm just supposed to go around completely defenseless.?"

You hear and see a car coming toward you. Some old beat up '70s "classic" because thats what it always is.

She shouts at you"Stay close to me!"

Now you guys must wait till the last second to decide to jump left or jump right.

Here it is!1!!



To be continued... つづく。。。



You say"So, gunslinger girl, I need a weapon and you seem to have a lot."

She says"hm? Were you talking to me? My names not "gunslinger girl". Are you trying to catch a copyright case. My name is--"

You hear and see a car circa '75 hurtling towards you. It just turned the corner about a block away.

She shouts at you"Stay close to me!"

She's just stands there.

You"WHATAREYOUDOING!"

Here it comes!



To be continued... つづく



You say"Hey by the way my name is«insert your (embarrasing, my mom wanted to get more in touch with her creative side) name here»"

She replies"oh"

Brief awkward silence....
You say" So aren't you gonna tell me yours?"

She replies"you assume too much"

You say"thats kinda rude"

You hear and see a car coming toward you. Some old beat up '70s "classic" because thats what it always is.

She shouts at you"Stay close to me!"

Now you guys must wait till the last second to decide to jump left or jump right.

Here it is!1!!



To be continued... つづく。。。

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