Zombie apocalypse time 3c
You cough up a word"wa-ait!"
The gun slinger replies"oh. You speak english." Her voice is rough but you can tell its a woman.
You"ofcourse I speak english. Isnt this America?"
You both look at the camera. Hopefully the audience gets it.
She"No, you don't understand. Zombies don't speak english."
You"of course they dont. I mean unless 'uuugh ugh' actually means something."
She"Thats only in the movies. In real life they speak french."
You"oh is that so."
She"enough chit chat. Lets get the hell outa here." She turns around and starts walking really really fast.